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xo Tennis Crew, ever consider meetup for doubles in MFH? #tennis

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decent man
  02/22/18
yeah, thought about it, but my tennis skills aren't great an...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
(relying on irregular bounces and baseline footwork to win)
decent man
  02/22/18
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West White
  02/22/18
gook pumos get wind of it, and start shouting out KIKE every...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
lol
decent man
  02/22/18
DBG is an elite player, I'm a middling 3.5 with a number of ...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
whok should be way the fuck better than me
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
fellow middling 3.5 here with similar 5 year gaps in playing...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
my bad, I thought you didn't play at all for some reason.
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
when i was a kid i actually took lessons from a former pro o...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
tarango? lol https://www.jackkramerclub.com/tennis-pros.ht...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
lol come on this was a long time ago. not tarango.
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
sounds like tarango is living the CR life. he has 5 kids and...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
not bad at all.
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
meanwhile "pistol" cant find his trophies
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
ironside shows up with a wilson t-2000
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
this is literally the racket i still use http://racket24....
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
i remember that one!
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
i also have a yonex from the mid 90s. i went to a tennis ...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
omg i hated yonexes. i think of monica seles and that weird ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
my uncle gave me the yonex for free. it was a demo from his ...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
oh right, now i remember... your uncle had a tennis shop. ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
this is indeed the same uncle who married the prole such tha...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
dat CHEAP PLASTIC COVERING makes sure everyone knows the val...
decent man
  02/22/18
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Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
I have a 2009 Babolat Pure Drive GT Plus ANDY RODDICK rakcet...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
ohhh shit we gotta ringer here folks
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
Like roddick, I have absolutely no backhand to speak of
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
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Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/22/18
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West White
  02/22/18
I'd participate but I'd get my ass prolapsed
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  02/22/18
see below
decent man
  02/22/18
i'll bring the lube
the terminal abyss as the most optimistic outcome
  02/22/18
this thread reminds me my weekly group tennis clinic starts ...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
adult group tennis clinic? do you play the kid games like ki...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
It's like 10 mins warm-up, 35 mins of hitting/instruction, 4...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
In the new group there is a lithping LH spanish kid from Bar...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
Lol at 5'4" DBG getting smacked around the tennis court...
.,.,.,,,,..,.,.,.,.,,..,,..,,.,,....,,..,.,.,..,
  02/22/18
lol cr
.,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.
  02/22/18
yes. played 1st doubles for my HS junior year. sup.
bloodacre
  02/22/18
fitting you're a doubles specialist btw, http://www.xoxoh...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
yeah im by no means a good tennis player. my ground strokes ...
bloodacre
  02/22/18
Me too. Me and a friend won the city "B" champions...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
180! are you and him still bros?
bloodacre
  02/22/18
We went to college together but sort of drifted apart. He's ...
Judas Jones
  02/22/18
my partner was my best friend at the time. then he stole my ...
bloodacre
  02/22/18
did you ever hit him with your tiny pink serve?
decent man
  02/22/18
im sure i did though my serve is fucking thunderous!
bloodacre
  02/22/18
What injury did he sustain?
decent man
  02/22/18
just a bruise. and me? well i wasn't so lucky. i was left w...
bloodacre
  02/22/18
:(
decent man
  02/22/18
cant imagine a better occasion to break out this bad boy htt...
West White
  02/22/18
oh god ohhh
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/22/18
...
decent man
  02/22/18
...
West White
  02/22/18


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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: decent man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463573)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

yeah, thought about it, but my tennis skills aren't great and i'd insist we play on the red clay courts in riverside park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463586)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: decent man

(relying on irregular bounces and baseline footwork to win)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463595)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: West White (bsc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464257)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

gook pumos get wind of it, and start shouting out KIKE every time im about to serve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463593)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: decent man

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463598)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Judas Jones

DBG is an elite player, I'm a middling 3.5 with a number of 5 year gaps in playing, Ironside is strictly a clothed wrestler. Not sure about bloodacre or rust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463597)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

whok should be way the fuck better than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463614)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

fellow middling 3.5 here with similar 5 year gaps in playing

also my rackets are ancient. DBG would laugh at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463621)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Judas Jones

my bad, I thought you didn't play at all for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463630)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

when i was a kid i actually took lessons from a former pro of some level of fame/infamy, but i don't want to say who

played 3 years in HS too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463677)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

tarango? lol

https://www.jackkramerclub.com/tennis-pros.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463705)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

lol come on this was a long time ago. not tarango.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463722)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

sounds like tarango is living the CR life. he has 5 kids and a chill job running one of the most prestigious tennis clubs in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463749)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463791)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

meanwhile "pistol" cant find his trophies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463816)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

ironside shows up with a wilson t-2000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463655)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

this is literally the racket i still use

http://racket24.dscloud.biz/7DSC07595

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463697)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

i remember that one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463826)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i also have a yonex from the mid 90s.

i went to a tennis store like 2 years ago to get clay court shoes and i was asking about racket recs. he asked me what i currently play with and when i told him he nearly died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463850)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

omg i hated yonexes. i think of monica seles and that weird shaped racket every time i think of yonex.

180 that there's even a tennis store around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463871)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

my uncle gave me the yonex for free. it was a demo from his tennis shop so i couldn't turn it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463915)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

oh right, now i remember... your uncle had a tennis shop.

is this the same uncle who footed the bar bill for the prole goy cash bar wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463921)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

this is indeed the same uncle who married the prole such that my grandfather had to foot the bar bill at the cash bar wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463931)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: decent man

dat CHEAP PLASTIC COVERING makes sure everyone knows the value of the racket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463834)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463840)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I have a 2009 Babolat Pure Drive GT Plus ANDY RODDICK rakcet I bought on TW for like 70% off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463904)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

ohhh shit we gotta ringer here folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463918)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Like roddick, I have absolutely no backhand to speak of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463929)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463933)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463936)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: West White (bsc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464380)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Short Pride World Wide)

I'd participate but I'd get my ass prolapsed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463629)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: decent man

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463848)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: the terminal abyss as the most optimistic outcome

i'll bring the lube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463668)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Judas Jones

this thread reminds me my weekly group tennis clinic starts up again tonight. VNV, going to style on some dorks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463949)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

adult group tennis clinic? do you play the kid games like king of the court, around the world, etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463961)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Judas Jones

It's like 10 mins warm-up, 35 mins of hitting/instruction, 45 mins of singles where they pair you up by skill. Sometimes doubles for the shitty people. It's supposed to be "intermediate", but I've seen anywhere from 1.5-2.0 women to a couple of solid 4.0 players. I did it last summer and fall. One of the instructors is kyoot as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35463984)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Judas Jones

In the new group there is a lithping LH spanish kid from Barthelona who just hits moonball forehands, half the time mishits off the frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35466890)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,..,.,.,.,.,,..,,..,,.,,....,,..,.,.,..,


Lol at 5'4" DBG getting smacked around the tennis court worse than the time he has zero friends show up at his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464005)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464237)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

yes. played 1st doubles for my HS junior year. sup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464027)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

fitting you're a doubles specialist

btw, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900765&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464033)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

yeah im by no means a good tennis player. my ground strokes are trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464047)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Me too. Me and a friend won the city "B" championships JR and SR year, which means we only played other small HS with teams full of poor immigrants or white jock hockey/football/basketball players who were just good athletes who played tennis recreationally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464069)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

180! are you and him still bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464095)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones

We went to college together but sort of drifted apart. He's still in my hometown and I see him every few years and we LOL about our tennis glory. He's like 6'5" and was on the basketball team so he covered the net well, although he had a shit serve for his size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464108)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

my partner was my best friend at the time. then he stole my gf. now they are married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464378)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: decent man

did you ever hit him with your tiny pink serve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464408)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

im sure i did though my serve is fucking thunderous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464513)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: decent man

What injury did he sustain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464649)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

just a bruise. and me? well i wasn't so lucky. i was left with a broken heart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464770)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: decent man

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464775)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: West White (bsc)

cant imagine a better occasion to break out this bad boy http://www.wilson.com/en-us/tennis/rackets/special-edition/roger-federer-historic-20th-grand-slam-platinum-edition-racket-package

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464277)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

oh god ohhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464286)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: decent man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464290)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: West White (bsc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900830&forum_id=2#35464292)