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My wife fucked our racist neighbor.

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fou...
tree man
  07/06/16
'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties...
Protect Yourself At All Times
  07/06/16
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(gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd)
  07/12/17
i like how you worked mewl in there.
[account temporarily suspended]
  07/06/16
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Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  07/06/16
been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, pe...
michael CharlesXIIikoff
  07/07/16
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Subtle Hipster Troll
  07/06/16
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Yeah they were all yellow
  07/06/16
trump supporters are a strange bunch
.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,
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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  07/06/16
(fatceps)
shortquotemo
  07/06/16
Wow. I am hard.
Scott Frost
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istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk
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scholarship
  07/06/16
lotta really great stuff in here brother
the gorgon
  07/06/16
every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really wei...
beckersted's ghost.
  07/06/16
I like it here
nopayenogain
  07/06/16
Me too.
Fix You
  07/06/16
oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder ...
beckersted's ghost.
  07/06/16
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.,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...
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baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership
  07/12/17
Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July
pooncream
  07/06/16
In fact that's the title
nopayenogain
  07/06/16
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coldplayfan
  07/06/16
Mike posted a pic of the encounter: http://i.imgur.com/cR...
Long Duk Dong
  07/06/16
die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work
{:{|}
  07/06/16
This thread is worse than the picture
''''"'"''"'''
  07/06/16
No, it is not
{:{|}
  07/06/16
You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, co...
Long Duk Dong
  07/06/16
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Ciroc Obama
  07/06/16
It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser...
{:{|}
  07/06/16
lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hop...
the gorgon
  07/06/16
Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to ...
{:{|}
  07/06/16
(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to ...
the gorgon
  07/06/16
Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you f...
{:{|}
  07/06/16
truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging
the gorgon
  07/06/16
That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike pos...
{:{|}
  07/06/16
You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blo...
Odor of the Queef
  07/06/16
I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE J...
{:{|}
  07/06/16
youre wrong here faggot.
pepito .
  07/22/17
I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fight...
lawman8
  07/06/16
This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort th...
imanxoxoposter
  07/06/16
(triggering memories dood)
{:{|}
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donny
  07/06/16
Keep ur head up tree man! Also lmao @ "The party was...
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  07/06/16
this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detai...
beckersted's ghost.
  07/06/16
I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  07/06/16
on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious: "...
beckersted's ghost.
  07/06/16
Gonna need to see this slam poem
Get Thee To The Rapery
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Carl Spackler
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beckersted's ghost.
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cannon
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istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk
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unfortunate lack of respect for the NFL
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Piss Girl
  07/06/16
(Pumo's neighbor)
coldplayfan
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Charles XIIs Custom-Made 12 inch FLESHLIGHT
  07/06/16
I better see this on reddit later on....
Charles XIIs Custom-Made 12 inch FLESHLIGHT
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{:{|}
  07/06/16
meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual ...
.,.,.:.,,.:.,.,:,,:,.::,:.:,...:.,:,.,.:.,.,:.::,.
  07/06/16
(low IQ cuck)
{:{|}
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Chill 5'10" male with unused 7" cock
  07/06/16
I love treeman
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  07/06/16
"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hopin...
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Buddy not comin back up
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Chill 5'10" male with unused 7" cock
  07/06/16
Cr
pooncream
  07/06/16
lmao
beckersted's ghost.
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Ciroc Obama
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coldplayfan
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Baltimore Orioles
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EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  03/13/17
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boner police
  07/06/16
180 stuff. Love it.
michael CharlesXIIikoff
  07/06/16
Omg 180
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  07/06/16
180 tree man
borders
  07/06/16
Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?
Judas Jones
  07/06/16
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apple martin
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acr
  07/06/16
tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo
Ciroc Obama
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coldplayfan
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Scott Frost
  06/17/17
Both rock hard and laughing. 180, brother.
Putin
  07/06/16
This has the potential to become a popular genre for millenn...
{:{|}
  07/06/16
Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is ...
gibberish
  07/06/16
(racist neighbor)
Ciroc Obama
  07/06/16
...
les
  07/06/16
tyft
bowlcut autist
  07/06/16
Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.
disabled CA man wheeling towards a small business
  07/06/16
(susan)
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  07/07/16
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Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  07/07/16
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Odor of the Queef
  07/07/16
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  12/15/16
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(((Asst. A.G. David Lee Rothstein)))
  03/13/17
thank u for outstanding attention to detail e.g. the Kore...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  07/07/16
Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two bloc...
istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk
  07/10/16
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michael CharlesXIIikoff
  12/15/16
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endorsed by CharlesXII
  03/13/17
amazing
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/19/17
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EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  12/15/16
solid bump
bowlcut autist
  12/15/16
"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a ...
the gorgon
  12/15/16
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long mo
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Subtle Hipster Troll
  12/15/16
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180 fuck libs
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Risten
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EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  05/19/17
I don't know how to make barbecue. I don't know how to make ...
Fix You
  05/19/17
there is some hilarious detail in almost every single senten...
michael CharlesXIIikoff
  05/19/17
so true
Fix You
  05/19/17
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proudpedophile2
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180 fuck libs
  05/19/17
courtesy bump
180 fuck libs
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Piglet
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istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk
  06/17/17
Anniversary bump
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
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180 fuck libs
  07/12/17
180
Autistic Chad spanking ur wife like CharlesXII
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istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk
  07/12/17
Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.
Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)
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baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership
  07/12/17
it's insane how good this is
Maori woman performing defiant haka
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proudpedophile2
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lawman8
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180 fuck libs
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Slow Children Playing
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The late great Abraham Lincoln
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OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion
  09/18/17


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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:43 AM
Author: tree man

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.

Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!

My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.

Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.

My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.

When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.

"What do you mean?" Mike said.

My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.

"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.

Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.

"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.

"But Susan--"

"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"

Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.

I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.

I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862528)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: Protect Yourself At All Times

'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862534)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd) (gepensioneerd)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33760984)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 AM
Author: [account temporarily suspended] (artist formerly known as prince)

i like how you worked mewl in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862531)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864082)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff

been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, perfect for this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870745)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: Subtle Hipster Troll



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862536)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:05 AM
Author: Yeah they were all yellow (Sloterdijk's placenta)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862543)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


trump supporters are a strange bunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (https://youtu.be/UX_l2InVI5c?t=8)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862576)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:36 AM
Author: shortquotemo

(fatceps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862578)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: Scott Frost

Wow. I am hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862610)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862635)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865419)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862617)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: the gorgon

lotta really great stuff in here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862675)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:49 AM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really weird place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862719)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: nopayenogain

I like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862722)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Fix You

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862725)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder helps every once in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862726)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: .,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...,,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862755)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761094)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: pooncream

Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862724)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:54 AM
Author: nopayenogain

In fact that's the title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862733)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: coldplayfan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864111)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Long Duk Dong

Mike posted a pic of the encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862742)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: {:{|}

die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864184)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: ''''"'"''"'''


This thread is worse than the picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864906)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: {:{|}

No, it is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864988)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Long Duk Dong

You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, cock size, and cuckoldry blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865038)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (autist-in-residence)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865098)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: {:{|}

It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866259)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: the gorgon

lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hope you don't get fired from the call center!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866170)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: {:{|}

Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to add (NSFW), but I guess it is better not to click the links just in case because the bort is now infested with smug cum sucking faggot kikes like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866213)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:34 PM
Author: the gorgon

(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to the unexpected. since he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter described in the OP, yeah I smugly think you look like an absolute moron for flipping out lol jfc xo 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866542)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: {:{|}

Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you fucking used car salesman who had to get a JD because kikes are "elite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866607)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: the gorgon

truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866634)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: {:{|}

That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike posted a pic of the encounter" as "he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter" and then prances around exuberant about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866669)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Odor of the Queef

You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blocking software (at least at my company). And even if it isn't SFW, do you not have your own office? Are you in a cube farm or something?

Either way... it was pretty obvious that it was a dirty pic. Simmer down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867255)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: {:{|}

I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE JEW PORNOFILTH popping up on my screen without warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867275)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: pepito .

youre wrong here faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: lawman8

I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fighting the good fight, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862754)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: imanxoxoposter

This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort the OP made, waking up early at 6am, to write this garbage on a deplorable message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862763)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: {:{|}

(triggering memories dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864310)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: donny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862768)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro

Keep ur head up tree man!

Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862780)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detail imho is mike throwing out the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862851)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro

I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862949)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious:

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865013)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Gonna need to see this slam poem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862781)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Carl Spackler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864088)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865002)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870702)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30894572)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: unfortunate lack of respect for the NFL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862844)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Piss Girl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30863222)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: coldplayfan

(Pumo's neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864089)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Charles XIIs Custom-Made 12 inch FLESHLIGHT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864109)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Charles XIIs Custom-Made 12 inch FLESHLIGHT

I better see this on reddit later on....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864118)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: {:{|}



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864317)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,.:.,,.:.,.,:,,:,.::,:.:,...:.,:,.,.:.,.,:.::,.


meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864121)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: {:{|}

(low IQ cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864320)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: .,.,......,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,....,:,,,.:.:.,:.::,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864793)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Chill 5'10" male with unused 7" cock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864127)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!! ( )

I love treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864216)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."

oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864336)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Buddy not comin back up (Marchin Lootin Koon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864389)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: Chill 5'10" male with unused 7" cock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864591)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: pooncream

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864737)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865006)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (autist-in-residence)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865133)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: coldplayfan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865458)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Baltimore Orioles (J. Timberlake)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866587)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821088)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: boner police (boner police)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864415)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff

180 stuff. Love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864723)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

Omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864936)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: borders

180 tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865017)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865022)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: apple martin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870715)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: acr (I cherish women. Do we love our women, folks?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865049)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (autist-in-residence)

tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865122)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: coldplayfan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865457)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Scott Frost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33581312)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Putin (Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.)

Both rock hard and laughing.

180, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865640)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: {:{|}

This has the potential to become a popular genre for millennial males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865943)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: gibberish

Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866179)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: Ciroc Obama (autist-in-residence)

(racist neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866618)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: les



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866461)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867197)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: disabled CA man wheeling towards a small business

Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867263)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!! ( )

(susan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870555)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870689)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Odor of the Queef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870982)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147333)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: (((Asst. A.G. David Lee Rothstein)))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821316)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

thank u for outstanding attention to detail

e.g. the Korean neighbor who couldn't whistle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870694)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk

Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30894576)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147364)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: endorsed by CharlesXII



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821461)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344188)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!! ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147282)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

solid bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147343)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: the gorgon

"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147869)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: long mo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32148946)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Subtle Hipster Troll (Semi-Retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32152320)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: 180 fuck libs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821144)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Risten



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821498)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344091)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Fix You

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344104)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff

there is some hilarious detail in almost every single sentence of the OP. Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344183)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Fix You

so true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344195)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: proudpedophile2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33349212)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: 180 fuck libs (*unzips*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33349205)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: 180 fuck libs (* .)

courtesy bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33578733)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Piglet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33580191)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33580195)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!

Anniversary bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33760934)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: 180 fuck libs (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33760982)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Autistic Chad spanking ur wife like CharlesXII

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761002)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761024)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Muscadine wine (R., S.C.)

Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761079)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761105)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

it's insane how good this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761126)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: proudpedophile2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829240)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: lawman8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34112004)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: 180 fuck libs (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829507)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: The late great Abraham Lincoln



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34111935)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 5:04 AM
Author: OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34234218)