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no one likes lawyers they view us as goblins

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biglaw lives matter (retired)
  05/16/18
gremlins, actually
sharia lawyer
  05/16/18
Waddled here
ground beef cannot refrigerate you back
  05/16/18
Don't insult goblins
Upset Jew the POASTAH
  05/16/18
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cannon
  05/16/18
To the contrary. I've seen grown men cry tears of relief wh...
HojRakso
  05/16/18
hell yeah
biglaw lives matter (retired)
  05/16/18
Fuck yeah.
HojRakso
  05/16/18
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HojRakso
  05/17/18
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sharia lawyer
  05/17/18
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spaceporn2525
  07/18/18
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HojRakso
  07/18/18
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The Jeong Legacy
  07/18/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: biglaw lives matter (retired)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (loves you just the way you are)

gremlins, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36062078)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: ground beef cannot refrigerate you back

Waddled here

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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Upset Jew the POASTAH

Don't insult goblins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36062082)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36062084)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: HojRakso

To the contrary. I've seen grown men cry tears of relief when we walk into midnight boardrooms jewelset atop corporate HQ pyramids--"lift your heads from the carrara marble of your despair; the litigators have arrived." CFOs, CEOs, CCOs, GCs, CTOs beset by plaintiff hordes, reeling under heavy fire in defendant-unfriendly terrain (my God, not the S.D. Ill.), looks of anguished defeat, then, clarion sound from the sky, screaming eagles, necks craning upward, could it be? drop pods? the symbol of -- Skadden? The field unit radio crackles: "Litigation lances Gamma, Kappa, Omega, dropping in hot; did someone call for bet the company litigation?" A victory cry goes up from the ranks. Cryshout my boys, cryshout, let the tears come, the battle lost and won. We are the distilled essence of violent American capitalism; corporate resuscitators; defenders of entrepreneurial might. Hopespot in darkness, they call to us, the best of the best, readyset for red action. War weather--storms and redwells, bankers boxes on bankers boxes, 1818s and Golden Fleeces soft from steaming. God Bless the Law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36062211)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: biglaw lives matter (retired)

hell yeah

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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: HojRakso

Fuck yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36062230)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36069359)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: sharia lawyer (loves you just the way you are)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36069462)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36451316)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36451143)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: The Jeong Legacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978317&forum_id=2#36451329)